Crow Admirer Gifts

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

Love knows no boundaries.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

A Venus cow trap.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"