Crow Aficionado Gifts

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

baby sweetcorn...

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

French Early Bird

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Egyptian Football

Wrong leadership.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

COWMIKAZES

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Dear Dairy

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Where does it hurt?'