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Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

baby sweetcorn...

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Egyptian Football

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

French Early Bird

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Wrong leadership.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

COWMIKAZES

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

A Palindrome Cow.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Where does it hurt?'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'