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"This job nothing to crow about."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Can you keep a secret?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"You're amazing!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

The Pooperrazzi

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

Faux Poop!

Clown Watercooler

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."