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"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Leftover seeds."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"My first soybean."

Cropped circles.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Cereal Tasting.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Baker

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Cereals of Life