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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Free Range Employees.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Cow and Milk

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."