Crop Circle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"Leftover seeds."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Monsanto experiment

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

Alien Crop Walks.

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

"My first soybean."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"I've got vertigo."