Crop Circle Enthusiasts Mugs

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Leftover seeds."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"My first soybean."

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

Belly Flashing

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."