Crop Circle Fanatic Mugs

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Leftover seeds."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Alien Work Outs.

Alien Crop Walks.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

"My first soybean."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"I've got vertigo."