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'Looks good! I think we should stick with making Cop Circles.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Decorator Farming

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"I've got vertigo."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'