Crop Circle Commentator T-Shirts

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Farmers' Warnings.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Leftover seeds."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Decorator Farming

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"My first soybean."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"I've got vertigo."