Crop Circle Critic T-Shirts

Celebrate their fascination with crop circles with our clever t-shirts, blending humor and intrigue into wearable art.

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Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers mockup

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him." mockup

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

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'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.' mockup

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

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Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.' mockup

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

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"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil." mockup

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

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Alien crapload

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"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too." mockup

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

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'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!' mockup

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

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"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!" mockup

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

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Crop Circle: Meet the Author

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Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

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'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

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"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

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'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.' mockup

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

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'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.' mockup

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

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"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry." mockup

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

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The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.' mockup

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

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"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops." mockup

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

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'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?' mockup

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

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'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.' mockup

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

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"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle." mockup

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

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"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"I like to sketch out my designs first." mockup

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

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"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...." mockup

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

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'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.' mockup

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

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"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?" mockup

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

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"I've got vertigo."

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"Rise & shine!" - Product 19

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"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"This one is to discourage crop circles." mockup

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

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The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar! mockup

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!

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Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'. mockup

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

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Crop Circle Critic T-Shirts Collection

Crop Circle Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of quirky mugs perfect for crop circle critics eager to start their day with a bit of mystery and humor.

Crop Circle Critic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring the intrigue of crop circles into their living space—comfort meets curiosity.

Crop Circle Critic Prints

Browse our artistic prints that showcase the mysterious allure of crop circles, ideal for decorating with a sense of wonder.