Crop Circle Critic T-Shirts

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Alien Work Outs.

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"Rise & shine!" - Product 19

"I've got vertigo."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.