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"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Alien crapload

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Don't play with your food!

Tractor Art

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

GM Scarecrow