Crop Circle Explorer T-Shirts

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"I've got vertigo."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Leftover seeds."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Mysterious crop circles found in England.

"My first soybean."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

Agricultural Businessman.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"This one is to discourage crop circles."