Crop Circle Explorer Mugs

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Alien Work Outs.

"I've got vertigo."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"Leftover seeds."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

Monsanto experiment

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Mysterious crop circles found in England.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

Alien Crop Walks.

"My first soybean."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.