Crop Circle Creator Mugs

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Decorator Farming

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

Hey, those are not menus!

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

Crop Walk.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Alien Work Outs.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"I've got vertigo."