Crop Circle Creator Gifts

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Decorator Farming

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"I've got vertigo."

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

Hair Raising