Crop Circle Artist Gifts

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Gardening

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Decorator Farming

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"I've got vertigo."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

Wheat Watchers