'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'
Crop Circle Artist Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the crop circle artist in your life? Our collection celebrates those inspired by alien artistry and celestial mysteries. Featuring witty and whimsical designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these gifts are ideal for creatives who love a touch of the unexplained. Whether they’re enthusiasts or artists themselves, these products will delight anyone captivated by the art of crop circles.
'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'
"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."
"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."
'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
Alien crapload
"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."
'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'
Crop Circle: Meet the Author
"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"
Gardening
Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.
'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'
'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'
'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'
"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."
A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.
Decorator Farming
"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."
'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'
"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."
"I like to sketch out my designs first."
"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."
Crop Walk.
"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."
Hey, those are not menus!
Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers
"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"
Alien Crop Walks.
Alien Work Outs.
"I've got vertigo."
Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.
"This one is to discourage crop circles."
'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'
Crop Circle Artist Gifts Collection
Crop Circle Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of crop circle-inspired mugs—perfect for adding a whimsical touch to your morning routine or gifting for the cosmic artist in your life.
Crop Circle Artist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring captivating crop circle motifs—ideal for space lovers and creative minds who dream of the stars.
Crop Circle Artist Prints
Browse our crop circle prints—beautiful, mysterious designs that make stellar wall art for any space enthusiast or cosmic artist.
Crop Circle Artist T-Shirts
Check out our crop circle-themed t-shirts—bold, witty, and designed for those who love extraterrestrial art and cosmic mysteries.