Crop Circles Gifts

Well, who says it always has to be a bloody horse?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Decorator Farming

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Hey, those are not menus!

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Monsanto experiment

Crop Walk.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I've got vertigo."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

Alien Crop Walks.

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Alien Work Outs.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.