Crop Circles Pillows

Well, who says it always has to be a bloody horse?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Decorator Farming

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I've got vertigo."

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'