Crop Circle Enthusiast Pillows

Well, who says it always has to be a bloody horse?

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Leftover seeds."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Crop Walk.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Hey, those are not menus!

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"My first soybean."

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Alien Work Outs.