Crop Circle Aficionadi Pillows

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Cow Pollen

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"Leftover seeds."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'I think it's a good display menu.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'It's her birthday.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Looks like grain prices are up."