Crop Circle Aficionado Gifts

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

The worm that churned!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Alien crapload

Runner Bean...

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Ranch Dressing

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

'I think we can skip the resume.'