Crop Circle Aficionado Gifts

Alien Crop Walks.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

The worm that churned!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Alien crapload

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Ranch Dressing

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'