Crop Circle Commentator Gifts

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Farmers' Warnings.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Alien crapload

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Leftover seeds."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Decorator Farming

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Hey, those are not menus!

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

Crop Walk.

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Alien Work Outs.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"My first soybean."

Alien Crop Walks.

"I've got vertigo."

"This one is to discourage crop circles."