Crop Circle Investigator Gifts

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Farmers' Warnings.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Essential work against Coronavirus

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

The History of GM Food

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Hey, those are not menus!

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Sun for the Farmer.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Monsanto experiment

Crop Walk.

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I've got vertigo."

Alien Crop Walks.

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

Alien Work Outs.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

Wheat Watchers