Crop Circle Investigator Prints

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Farmers' Warnings.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

The History of GM Food

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Sun for the Farmer.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"I've got vertigo."

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

Wheat Watchers

Myra's Little Garden

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

"I got the idea from a documentary on crop circles."