Crop Circle Detective Prints

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Crop Circle Engima - caused by jumping elephant.

"This one is to discourage crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Alien crapload

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

My first dead gnome!

The History of GM Food

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Monsanto experiment

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Hey, those are not menus!

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."