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Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Lawnmower

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'That plant food really works!'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.