Cultivation Artist T-Shirts

Gardening

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Horti-Culture

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Hardy Annuals

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

You will always find a spot to garden

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Latinos in the USA

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Arctic Hothouse

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

I'm looking for a job?

Tractor Art

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Gastro Gnomes

Scarecrow Painting

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

Milk production