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They always go for the hoe.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

I'm looking for a job?

Hairdryer Hurricane

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Blue sky thinking

An old man growing berries

Sulk Shows

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Arctic Hothouse

Gardening

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Latinos in the USA

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Phlox

Scavenger hummingbirds: Sinister but necessary role-players in the flowerbed ecosystem

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

'Apparently it's making a comeback.'

God bless our grow house.

Myra's Little Garden

"Martha Washington has whitefly."

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.