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They always go for the hoe.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

I'm looking for a job?

Hairdryer Hurricane

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Blue sky thinking

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries

Sulk Shows

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Latinos in the USA

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Arctic Hothouse

Gardening

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Scavenger hummingbirds: Sinister but necessary role-players in the flowerbed ecosystem

Phlox

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

Myra's Little Garden