Crop Cultivation T-Shirts

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Support group for sheep.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

View to the Future

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An old man growing berries

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Get on with it!