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'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Gesundheit."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

Drought ruined corn crop.

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."