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September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Hair Raising

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

Sulk Shows

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

"What are you growing?"

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"Here are all of my dependents."

Latinos in the USA

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Organic Salad

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Carrot reading.

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

A farmer and his workers

Farmer with a big brain.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

The Corn Zeppelin

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

Spring/Fall (Election signs).

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'