Crop Cultivator Mugs

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Hair Raising

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Sulk Shows

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

"What are you growing?"

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"Here are all of my dependents."

Latinos in the USA

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Organic Salad

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Carrot reading.

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

The Corn Zeppelin

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

A farmer and his workers

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Farmer with a big brain.

'We're experts at growing corn, along with early-season Presidential politics, right here in our state.'

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

"Your condition is a result of a very fertile imagination."

"He's still working on his communication skills."