Corn Cultivator T-Shirts

A farmer and his workers

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

'We're experts at growing corn, along with early-season Presidential politics, right here in our state.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Allotment

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Sulk Shows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Watering the garden in the rain.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

"What are you growing?"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"Here are all of my dependents."

Latinos in the USA

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

Carrot reading.

Hair Raising

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'