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"You are charged with planting 'Early Peas' entirely too late..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Lactose Intolerant

Cow Pinatas

'Steak Ted?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry