Crops Gifts

"You are charged with planting 'Early Peas' entirely too late..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Steak Ted?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cow in love'