Crop Growing Gifts

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Arctic Hothouse

I'm looking for a job?

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

A man loves gardening.

Monsanto experiment

Starting School

Record soy bean crop

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."