Growing Plants Gifts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

A man loves gardening.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Yardless: Please help

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'