Crop Growing Pillows

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

I'm looking for a job?

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Arctic Hothouse

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

A man loves gardening.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Starting School

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

Record soy bean crop

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

'Spinach: The Prequel'