Cropping Pillows

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Glastonbury. After.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Apples for sale

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

Transylvanian backpackers.