Plant Growing Pillows

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The discovery of asparagus.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.