Plant Cultivation Pillows

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

You will always find a spot to garden

Arctic Hothouse

An old man growing berries

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Botany Baby!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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