Plant Cultivation Pillows

You will always find a spot to garden

Arctic Hothouse

An old man growing berries

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Doing the borders.

Cat Nip.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'