Tree Cultivation Pillows

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"First time pruning?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Selfie Stick

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tree house.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"It's just a tree."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Tree Passion

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'