Crop Production Gifts

Record soy bean crop

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

'Oh Hi!'

Raptures

An old man growing berries

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

New music conference

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'