Crop Production T-Shirts

Record soy bean crop

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

An old man growing berries

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Oh Hi!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

New music conference

Buster Keaton

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."