Food Production T-Shirts

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Tortilla factory.

Sausage Machine

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

At the hotdog factory.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Food production

Meat Packing Workers

Granny's Homemade Jams

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Our GMO team is taking a cue from the wine industry. This is pork in a box."

"Gesundheit."

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

'Boy, when I grow up I'll never complain about the price of milk.'

Sugar production

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.