Food Manufacturing T-Shirts

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Maraschino, Inc.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

D.I.Y

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Ghostbasters 3

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Made in China.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Artificial Isle

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'