Food Manufacturer T-Shirts

Sausage Machine

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Maraschino, Inc.

F&E Soups, Inc. It's a letter from the truth in advertising board --- They say our new alphabet soup is okay as long as we only use the letters "f," "a" and "t."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Granny's Homemade Jams

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

6 Brothers Falafel

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Cheese Secret

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Bring flag factories back to America.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"