Food Manufacturer T-Shirts

Sausage Machine

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Maraschino, Inc.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Granny's Homemade Jams

6 Brothers Falafel

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Cheese Secret

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"