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Quality Control

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.

R.I.P. American Manufacturing Jobs.

"That's not a manufacturing defect - It's SUPPOSED to have a hole in the middle."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."

Carbon footprints

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Mirror manufacturers employee is at desk with 'in/out' workboxes in reverse.

Acme manufacturing call in a logistics specialist.

'It says, 'these crude instruments have been recalled due to a manufacturer's defect'.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"Anybody got a pen that works?"

"It called advanced manufacturing."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I don't know what that is, but if it's innovative we;ll manufacture a million of it."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Rural communities' beating 'Cities' in competition for 'Manufacturing business'

'Steel Wool' company

Recession.

Manufacturers following in the footsteps of distribution

Manufacturer using the 'Littleville web site.'

With this latest mask mandate we've had to ramp up production. Caption cartoons are switching to balloons."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'In other news, we've petitioned for inclusion on the endangered species list.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

After nearly thirty years, Mike and Paul's friendship is put to the test.

STRIP Hambone: Computer admitting it's overpriced